Name:	Ben Smith
	Age:	24
	Place of Birth:	Birmingham
	App:	34
	Goals:	9
	Past Clubs:	Werder Bremen, Rushall Olympic, Oldbury United, Tipton Town

Supported Club: Arsenal

Position: Central Defender/ Central Midfield

Nickname: Smudger

Strength: Unprintable - "the happy dance"

Weakness: Unprintable - "Jim"

Team Character: Batesy

Pro Footballer Comparison: John Terry

Dressing Room Music: Rocky IV Soundtrack

Best Career Goal: First Police goal at the age of 15

Best Moment in Football: Players, Managers and Committees Player of the Year at Oldbury - 2006

Worst Moment in Football: Playing with Sully

Team Mate Nemesis: Sully

Other Passion outside Football: Saber Stroking

Profile:

Benjamin Smith has an ego, this ego is as size of his manhood and believe me that's big. A former favourite of Black Country powerhouses Tipton Town and Oldbury United, young Smith has at last found his level in the Midland Comb where he cannot decide where his best position is. Usually it depends on the size of his ego come Saturday morning. A popular member of the squad, young Smith has recently taken over the captaincy, hopefully this will bring some maturity to his life off the pitch because on it he epitomises all the attributes needed for a dogs of war centre half. Bless him.